Doctor Decade - Curse the Cursor Lyrics
So you want to make some moneyIn the Internet ageYou better learn to love the cursor, It’s a total outrageLurking in the corner, Dancing on the screenIt's always out there blinkingIt just makes me want to scream.Curse the Cursor! Insufficient privilegeCurse the Cursor! End of file detectedCurse the Cursor! Copyright violation3x Curse the Cursor!Working on your data,Playing with your gameAn accidental typo, Start from scratch againA minor power outage Or an infinite loopAnd now your new best selleris alphabet soup.Curse the Cursor! Password expiredCurse the Cursor! Connection timed outCurse the Cursor! Disk full3x Curse the Cursor!You buy a brand new programThe latest techno dreamBut you can never run it, You’ve got the wrong machineIt’s all the latest hardware, the hottest stuff aroundIt’s quite a sight to see itOverheat and melt down.There’s always something betterAnother big upgradeAs if it really mattered, for the kind of games you playSitting on your sofa, Playing on the screenAs you grow fat and lazyyou can watch the cursor gleam.