Dollar Signs - Don't Be Yourself Lyrics
I just wrote this song to get laidBecause before I played punk, no one paid attention to me-eeeAnd what's the point in playing music if it doesn't get you chicksAnd remember the vaguer the lyrics, the bigger the audienceGirls will love this song because I sound like I am what they wantGuys will love this shit coz they can play for girls they wanna sleep withYour eyes are like the stars, or the moon, or running waterOr whatever will get you in my bed laterAnd maybe I'm at my best when you are with meSo let me get your numberI'm so interesting indeedI let my hair grow out and my clothes are gross as shitBut I am not a burnout I'm just hippie vintageCovered my body in really cool tattoosSo I'll never have a good job, but now I can sleep with youAnd on your bedroom floor I wanna see my band's t-shirtAnd I'll smile to myself because you should've known!That musicians are pervertsMusicians are pervertsMusicians are just *****ing pervertsIf you wanna be an artist, don't be too brutally honestCoz we all just wanna hear a love song, even if it's bullshitIf you want the big gigs and to sleep with lots of womenAll you've got to do is change your self imageNow I'm looking in the mirror telling myselfDon't be yourselfDon't be yourselfDon't be yourselfDon't be yourselfDon't be yourselfDon't be yourselfDon't be yourselfDon't be yourself, don't be yourself
