Dr Octagon - Halfsharkalligatorhalfman Lyrics
Intro one: (only on dr. octagon hidden track original version)I would have been completely dead had it not been for the shark man.Shark man? *chuckling*Judging from his appearance, thats the most appropriateName I could come up with for him.I hate this kid.This uhh... thing youre talking about.It had the body of a shark, and the arms and face of a man?Thats the chap.Holy jumping jackfish!Intro two: mr. gerbik*moaning, growling*Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old uncle of dr. octagon.I myself mr. gerbik. half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.Carrying a dead walrus. check it.Verse one: mr. gerbikWith my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellowSideburns react, my skin is colored lilacMy skin turn orange and green in the limousinePeople think Im mixed with shark, drinking gasolineUnderwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeveWalking down hollywood boulevard with a credit cardThree alligators behind me, feel my skin is hardTransvestites, and people watch space parasitesI left his head in the store, legs in the streetBody in wilcox, with blood dripping off my feetL.a.p.d. through gray clouds couldnt see meI first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glowPeople got scared and ranned away they think Im weirdI was born this way, halfsharkalligatorIs he weird? ?Chorus: mr. gerbik *singing*Half-shark-alligator-half-manHalf man, half shark!Half-shark-alligator-half-manHalf man, half shark!Verse two: mr. gerbikMy vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasmLightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasmsGreen elephants, I battle streets with a zebraMy mechanism is more than dionnes psychic voodooAfrican beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passesYou cant see, with greedy glassesCarbon dioxide, pour right through em with gasesMy description dinosaurI was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor bladesSeven-oh-seven, mr. gerbikVerbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from phillyMy appetites more big its time for wildabeastsAdjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribblesAnd shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimpHalf-shark-alligator-manChorus 2xVerse three: mr. gerbikIn my real world, orangutangs dance for thanksgivingWith skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my missionHolding backward raps to all my power packsBabboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sackWere too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin iceContact jupiter pools martians bring my riceIm out flyin with purple capes in the twilightOooh ooh ooh, tonights the nightMy oxygen regions, new york to californiaHalf shark alligator half man!Outro: pbs natureIt takes a supreme feat of strength to swim throughThe water plows while dragging two hundred andFifty pounds on your back... the crocodiles teethAre designed to seize and hold, not to cut throughSkin. during all the hours the somber lay in the water,But are unable to penetrate the deers tough hide.The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in theEnd, give up the struggle.
