Dr. Strangely Strange - Roy Rogers Lyrics
I asked Roy Rogers, would he lend me his horseAnd he said, “Yes of course, I can lend you my horse”I’m galloping heroically over the plain. You know that I was never seenAgain. x2I asked Jessie James would he lend me his chaps and he said, “Well, yesPerhaps”And here’s Brother Frank who was meaner than hellThrew me down a wishing wellAnd here’s Brother Frank who was meaner than hellYou know, he threw me down a wishing wellI asked Bathsheba to take off her clothes and find some repose from herNeighborsShe smiled as she slipped right out of her zips, saying, “Why thank you,Good neighbor”And she asked if I’d like to come back again and she’d tell me exactly whatHer name wasShe asked if I’d like to come back again and she’d tell me exactly whereThe blame wasI asked Lloyd George if he’d lend me his hat and he said, “mm hmm, but keepA straight back”He put his arms around my shoulders and he taught me how to singFradalildee, fradalildee, he taught me everything X2I asked Rupert Bear, “Just what should I do with all this folding paper?”He said, “Better leave them dead, do it now, not later”And he kissed fair Jane, she was the queen of the may, and smiling throughHis face he blew the afternoon awayAnd he kissed fair Jane, she was the queen of the may, and grinning throughHis teeth he blew the afternoon awayI wrote this song on my bank overdraft, a noble piece of craft, oh sown inThe perfect shopAnd the sub manager says that I owe lots of bread, hey that’s no way toTreat your friend. X 3
