Egoraptor - Luigi's Ballad Lyrics
Luigi:Princess Peach,Won't you listen to my speech?I don't have any stars of invincibility.But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me,I'm your Luigi!Mario: What up, *****?!I got a 1UP, *****!What's inside that Question Block?It's my dick!It's-a-me a-Mario;I'm more italian than pastrami,I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami!I saved you from dragons and evil boos that are spooky!Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki?I will mount you like yoshi and show you things you've never seen!My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean,So suck it!Luigi: Mario,You always do this shit!I like a girl and you ruin it!By yelling stuff about your dick,Until they go away!Peach: hey, Luigi, it's okay!That Mario's a bit risqué,Just tell me what you need to say!Please don't be afraid!Luigi: Oh, princess!It means so much for me to hear you say that.The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-GOD DAMN IT!Mario: I'm here to pleasure that ass!I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always cum last,And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone,Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!I am tired of your run-around, it's such a *****in' hassle,I go through shit and then you're in another *****in' castle!You gotta think about it? Well I dont believe the hypeYou'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!Peach: OMG!I can't decide on which of you should be the quy to take me on a mustache ride that'll redefine my life!Luigi & Peach: I'm ready to give a shot!It's not about how many coins you got,I just know I like you a lot!Mario: Yo sluts! Check out my yacht!Luigi: Let me take you on a magic kart ride!Mario: I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside!Luigi: We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along.Mario: I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong!Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice!I'm the only plumber that can make your *****ies rejoice!Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me!It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea! (nis)[music stops]Mario: So, who's it going to be Princess?Peach: I choose... Toad!Mario & Luigi: TOAD?Peach: Well, his whole body's shaped like a dick...Mario & Luigi: oh yeah yeah definitely, toads are shaped like dicks
