Eminem - Steve Berman (Skit) (Relapse) Lyrics
[Phone ringing:][Woman on phone:] Mr. Berman?[Steve Berman:] What?![Woman:] We have Eminem here to see you.[Steve Berman:] About *****in' time! Send him in![Eminem:] Steve! Good to see you, man! Um, hey, I just...[Steve Berman:] Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.[Eminem:] [sighs] Look man, I apologize again for...[Steve Berman:] For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?[Eminem:] Again, it was a mistake, it was a terrible mist... Are you wearin' a bulletproof vest?[Steve Berman:] And then you go & you do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the ***** down?Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your *****in' vacation?[Eminem:] Well, that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna put out some new music & I wanted to play it for you & get your opinion.[Steve Berman:] Do I really need to hear it?Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous it has ruined my rich little life & I'm such a tortured artist.Let me make music about it & my tragic love life. Am I on to something here?[Eminem:] Come on man it's not like that it's...[Steve Berman:] You know what? Just hand the *****in' thing over, I'm done talkin' to you.Thinking you just come & go as you please. Big selfish superstar?[Eminem:] Steve, I had a drug problem.[Steve Berman:] Oh poor me, I had a drug problem.Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what?[Eminem:] Hey! Hey! Hey![Steve Berman:] Just lay the shit down on my desk & get the ***** out![Eminem:] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Jesus Christ man! Alright alright here, fine.[Steve Berman:] What's this shit? 2 CD's?[Eminem:] That's what I've been tryin' to tell you man, there's 2 albums.[Steve Berman:] Just get out![Eminem:] Alright![Steve Berman:] Get the ***** out![Eminem:] Alright man, see you later.[door slams & glass breaking]
