Epmd - Gold Digger Lyrics
Verse one: erick sermonOh what the heck, lets get married and have a son named erickNo big deal, no sweatHmmm, I was in for a big surpriseAnd when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyesBrainlocked, my whole damn head was malfunctionalCause I forgot to co-sign a prenuptial, agreementNow her case is hard like cementI have no files on all the money she spentShe has a car, nineteen ninety brand new jaguarFly kit, with chrome rims thats five starThat she bought, when I was away on tourHittin my bank account, gettin more and more moneyShe got paid, it wasnt funnyTalkin to myself - oh you big big dummyJust my luck, that Im stuck with a marriageAnd a baby, who lays in a gold carriageNow I cant leave, if I do she gets half (not the cash)Oh yes, the whole damn bash of moneySo I chill, and act so sweetKiss her feet, cant picture bein in the streetSo I give a fake smile, and a fake laughFake everything so I can keep all my cashFake talk, like I love you so muchBut wishin, she gets hit by a mack truckNext time, if theres one Ill knowThat most women strictly out for the doughTheyre called gold diggersCause shes a gold digger (3x)Verse two: parrish smithThe p had a close call, quiet as kept I dated thisFlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girlYeah, and almost got vickedShe had green eyes, thunder thighs, and a def body (so what cha sayin)Top it off, she drove a black maseratiChrome kit, with a smile I couldnt resistI tapped e on the shoulder and said, yeah I gots to get this(p cool, she could be a gold digger)Not with that smile and that stupid boomin figureTil one day, she spent the crazy doughTen gs on levis, cold went ramboBut then she smiled, gave me a back massageGassed my head up, and said (oh p youre so large)Like a jerk, I went for the line like a fishBut she was far from dream girl, and more like a death wishShe likes to sit back, lamp, walk on plush rugsWhip my five-sixty sip moet and bug (so did you flip? )Tried to but she cut me offAnd said, guess what? (what) Im pregnant (pregnant? damn)Yeah and the child is yoursSo to fellas, who wanna keep they cashOr beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glowsCause shes a gold diggerCause shes a gold digger (3x)Verse three: erick sermon, parrish smith[e] thats why, men in the 90s must watch themselves[p] cause ladies of the 80s got hip and went for selfWith the new divorce laws, which entitles them half[e] that means the house goes[p] the car[e] you and half your cash[p] what a price to pay, but if you play you payCause women of the world they got smart todayThey flash a smile and profile[e] a pucker with a strut[p] try to move in[e] knock the boots[p] and got stuck, with alimony payments[e] time to meet judge wapner[p] you try to flip and cut, but she smiles cause she gotchaYou get a flashback to wedding, when you vowed the vowSaid the two deadly words[e] I do[p] but look now, you lost the house[e] the car[p] eatin tv dinners in a one bedroom apartment[e] boy you picked a winner[p] but what goes around, comes around[e] thats why she wheels the benz[p] and you ride greyhoundOh, just your luck, they on strikeTake off the wedding band, put out the thumb, time to hitch-hikeAnd the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger(now you know)Not to mess with a gold diggerCause shes a gold digger (repeat 3x)[p] yeah epmds in effect, dj scratch runs flex boyHit squad in effect in the house[e] large!!Yeah, she get half
