Epmd - You Had Too Much To Drink Lyrics
[p] aiyyo whassup e man?[e] yo coolin pmd[p] true true man, I just been lampin man[p] so what you been up to lately man?[e] just been loungin man, knowhatimsayin?[p] true true man, yo man, whos your boy over there man?[e] oh thats my man from out of town[p] oh word man? yo whassup man? my name is p man[b] how you doin man? my name is frankie anto man[b] but my friends, they call me frank b[p] oh word man? nice to meet you man[p] so yo man e, what you gettin into tonight man?[e] yo p man Im bout to flex downtown to this club[p] word man? yo man, that sounds cool man[p] I think Im with that man - yo you wan do that?[e] lets do this man[p] aight bet man[b] yo, yo hold up wait a minute guys man[b] you guys mind if I go witchu to this club man?[p] ahah aiyyo man e I dont know about that man[p] last time we took somebody with us man[p] we had to carry him home man, he got out of control[p] the whole nine yars, yaknowhatimsayin man?[b] nah man, thats not me man, I can handle my liquor man[b] I just go to have a good time and dance man[b] drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like fruit punch[p] are you sure man?[b] positive man -- positively positive[p] aight man, l-lets take him then[e] we went out that night[p] to a club downtown[e] that was very high class[p] and had boomin sounds[e] we went in[p] and we were dressed to impress[e] fly women and girlies[p] lookin their very best[e] we took a seat at the bar[p] feelin brand new[e] frank ordered drinks, no liquor[p] just plain old brew[e] he finished it[p] then he ordered one more[e] and another[p] and another[e] and that made four[p] he seen this fly girlie[e] suave and deboinaire[p] light skinned complexion[e] with long black hair[p] but this girl was ug-ly[e] I mean her body was through[p] but after four drinks or more[e] she looked like paula abdul[frank b]You know what baby? you startin to look goodYou startin to look real goodYou startin to remind me of that superstar - paula abdul[p] the party was over[e] it was time to go[p] you insisted on drivin[e] when we said no[frank b]Nah guys, yknow? I can drive myself home manThat aint gonna be no problemI drive better when I feel nice (p: are you sure man? )Are you kidding me man?That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punchI could drink that all night[e] so you got in your car[p] swervin on the road[e] there was a cop in the bushes[p] on radar patrol[e] the light turned green[p] and you decided to stop[e] it turned red[p] you took off[e] and got pulled over by a copChorus: repeat 4x[p] you overdid it homes[e] you had too much to drink* police siren sound *[frank b, parrish smith as the cop]Ah excuse me, can I see your license and registration please?I dont have my license registration right nowBut if you give me a chance, I can go home and get itOh what are you a wiseguy son?No I dont mean to be a wiseguy officerThe honest truth, what really happened isI just came from a plane from dominican republicBy the time I got to motor vehicle, motor vehicle was closedOh it was closed?Yeah it was closedOh whats your name son?My name is frankie nato, but my friends, they call me frank bHow bout you officer - whatchu call yourself?Oh this guys a real wiseguyWhos the young lady in the passenger seat?You dont know who that is? thats a superstarPaula abdul, say hi paulaOh yeah thats paula abdul?Have you been drinkin son?Oh no I dont drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit punchOk son you wanna turn your car offAnd leave the keys in the ignition and come with me please?Where we goin officer?I want you to come sit in the backseatAnd blow in this tube for me pleaseWait a minute, I aint no faggotI never blow anything in my life, and dont plan toHow bout you officer - you blowin anything?Just blow into the tube sonOkay okay man * blows into the tube *Oh whats this man? two point oh?Oh gunsnroses dude!You might as well get ?Cause you goin downtown sonny, youre drunk!So whatchu tryin to tell me officer?You tryin to tell me that that machine, tell me Im drunk man?Somethin wrong with that machineThat machine need a good fixin manThats what I think officerNo you know what I think son?I think you need a good lawyerLet me tell you officer, I have a lawyerMy lawyer is so good, so so goodAnd by the time hes finished witchu, you gonna be workin in alaskaSo dress warm, as a matter of factI suggest you go out and buy yourself a sheepdogCause it gets bitterly cold out thereChorus[e] have you ever been coolin[p] on a friday night[e] wit your friends gettin wasted[p] just feelin nice[p] you continued to drink[e] when you know you should stop[p] the next thing you know[e] youre behind is caught[p] your body gets numb[e] so you slow up the pace[p] your mouth gets watery[e] and you cant feel your face[p] you finally make it home[e] and the fun begins[p] you try to pass out[e] but here comes the spins[p] so you turn and toss[e] then you toss and turn[p] your head gets light[e] and your chest starts to burn[p] so you lay on your stomach[e] and you tuck in your chin[p] pail by your bedside[e] now the breathing begins[frank b]Oh, oh god, just let me get through this last oneIf you let me make itIf you let me make it through the night godI promise Ill never have another drink againIll never drink again, as long as I live* pukes several times *Chorus[parrish]You overdid itHey yo this is epmd tellin you not to drink and driveCause aint nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet underYouknowwhatimsayin?[frank b]Yo, this is frank bAnd learn from others mistakes homes![parrish]And dont let peer pressure get to youCause it costs you, or your life, or somebody elses lifeIn the long run[erick]And its like thatAnd if you dont believe you can get the bozack[parrish]See-ya![frank b]5000
