Epmd - Jane 3 Lyrics
Parrish smith:One hot summer day back around the wayA new kid moved onto the block and his name was jayJay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine milYeahhh, and kept his smittys on his toolErick sermon:Anyway jay portrayed to be like gardSo we took him in, and put him down with the hit squadHis house was phat, full court in the backJacuzzi in his bedroom, a welcome on the doormatP - plus azt, full house alarm systemOne rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic himE - something strange about the crib, I had to thinkWhy the whole God damn house was dressed in hot pinkP - yo jay, wheres your bathroom, bust a move I gotta pissE - three doors on the left homeboy, ya cant missP - my head was bustedE - disgustedP - I said, whats goin on?I seen a douche bag, and safety maxi-pad tamponsE - left the bathroom, went back where I wasP - tapped jay on the shoulder and said,E - eiyyyooo cuzP - I thought you lived aloneE - I doParrish smith:Are you certain?Theres bras and leotards, hangin on the curtainYo jay whats your problem, homeboy you look stunnedWhat are you doin? put down that knife... wheres my gun?Shits thick, I reached for my tool I wasnt strappedLeft the nine in the car, right next to the jim hatIts my ass, I better think fast real quickI got a flashback *ahh* from a bruce lee flickGot in my stanceE - dont lieP - kay I broke for the doorTripped on some bullshit in the living room floorJay rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yokeE - ahh shitP - kicked him in the nutsE - thats all she wroteP - it was like rapunzelE - rapunzel?P - down came his hairE - titties popped outP - and there was ass everywhereE - jay a transvestite?P - not quite he was more like*j to the a to the n to the e*E - yo p, dont tell me, you went out like a suckerP - chill, took off that mustache, grabbed that ass and I *****ed herPeace, Im audi 5000 *laughing*E - audi 5000P - ahh shit!All of that real shit, you know what Im saying?E - jane? haircut, haircut like anita baker?P - the whole shit. yo e, the whole shit, you know what Im saying?Nah you cant man, I ran right up in her like bruce jennerE - but betterP - right in there man, I didnt even care, are you crazy?Was that holdin me up?E - dont tell me it was jane you were juicinP - sheiit, kick it e!
