Epmd - Mr. Bozack Lyrics
(p: pmd, e: erick sermon, b: both)P: good morning mr. bozack, time to wake up the nuts(for what) to hit the shower, so i can wash the buttE: damn (last night was crazy) word life, i had a blastP: it was ass for days, nuts had a full tank of gasE: golly, g, word p, tits and vdP: ***** kicking louder than my alpine benzi, boxE: yes, i fresh, sweet like gumdropsPay me like oprah and no one to *****blockP: slow down big fella (why) i think you're gassing meE: p, get off my big dick, chill, stop harrassing meP: your dick, you mean my dick and don't forgetNow let me scrub that head because it smells like fishB: mr. bozack (repeat 2x)E: that's your fault, black (explain) no jim hatYou got in some fly shit and stuck me in bear backSmarty, what happened over there at the partyWas it vodka and smeared on a bit of bacardiP: no dick (don't call me that) sorry mr. bozackBut you didn't help, talking bout (where the hoes at)E: i was hard (how hard) hard enuff to buck(shit, you didn't rush the *****) see, i stuffed her like a duckP: mr. bozack (what) you went out like a suckerE: not me, g, p, cuz you the one who bucked herP: hachoo (god bless you) damn, here's a tissueE: yo, p i'm feeling sickP: relax, what can i get you, tetracyclineE: no a penicillin cap, it burnsP: yo, chill mr. bozackE: no, i can't believe that (cool jack) screw thatAll you had to do was wear a jim hatP: i reached for one, but didn't quite make itShe grabbed on your head piece, i couldn't quite take itNow lounge mr. bozack, stop cryin like a wussNow bone up the nuts, g, cuz yo, there's more pussE: look, p, the b-o-z is like audiP: audi like whoE: mother*****in kurt gowdyIt's the jim... owwww, it burnsDon't worry, g, i'll have ya hooked up on fridayWe'll go get the shot real quickEverything will be copesteticOh what the hell all, got to stab this hoe cake right?