Evil Cowards - Military Man Lyrics
Military man goes to war in the sand,And he goes "Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!"Marrying a girl that he can't understand,And she say "Ooooh no! Ooooh no"He don't know where to stand in the chain of command,Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan,Ahhhh ahhhhhh,Military man gets his meat from a can,And he say "Alright! Alright!"He his a driver of a weapon van,And he goes "Ahhhhh ahhhhh!"He's got only one plan and there's blood on the sand,The solution to Afghanistan is only one man,Wahahahhah Woooooah,[note: not quite clear about some of the elements in this stanza, feel free to edit]There's no caracao in his mai tai,He's like to play a little game of nasdooshi level dooshi dieDooshi die, dooshi die, dooshi die, (?)AhhhhhhhMilitary man play a freedom jam,And he say "Ooh yeah, oooh yeah!"Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan,"Alright, alright"He gonna give you a napalm tan,If sees you reading the Quran,Military man,
