Feable Weiner - Attorneying Me On Lyrics
She's an attorney and turning me onTurning me onAnd I kinda like itAnd I want to tell herInstead of learningShe's turning me onTurning me onAnd I kinda like itAnd I want to tell herI'm in love with my professorI'm a daydream obsessorIf I could magically undress herI wouldShe always writes on the boardA little harder than she shouldMy chances are not badThey're not goodOh, ohBlessed are shoulders that maliciously hikeOh, ohThe teacher's tapered hem line to a new heightOh, ohI swear it almost hurts when she walks byOh, ohAnd she's showing off her legs againAnd I'm a leg guyShe's an attorney and turning me onTurning me onAnd I kinda like itAnd I want to tell herInstead of learningShe's turning me onTurning me onAnd I really like itAnd I want to tell herThat I'm in love with my professorI'm a daydream obsessorIf I could magically undress herI would"I know you think it's cute to insert funny phrases when you do not know the answer, but I don't"But I do!She says I don't take this class too seriouslyI say blame your too tight skirt and see-through shirt and not meAnd she's showing off her legs againAnd I'm a leg guy