Flight Of The Conchords - Albi The Racist Dragon Lyrics
In the marmalade forest [forest]Between the make believe treesIn a cottage cheese cottageLives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi]Albi the racist dragonPart 6And so all the people of the villageChased Albi the racist dragon intoA very cold very scary cave and itWas so cold and scary in there thatAlbi began to cry dragon tears,Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!Anyway just at that moment he felt aTiny little hand rest apon his tail. And who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday'Grumbled Albi quite racistly'No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, ICrawled to safety but you did leave me very badly disfigured, 'Laughed the boy.'Why are you crying?'I'm crying because all of theVillagers chased me here, IThink it's because I'm so racist.''No Albi they chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this.They just don't like you and I. Because... well because we're different to them.And with that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And Albi wasn't racist, anymore.So they sat in the cave [cave]And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ]Albi the racist – well not anymore - Dragon... !
