Frank Zappa - Help, I'm A Rock Lyrics
Ray collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)Jimmy carl black (drums)Roy estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)Elliot ingber (lead guitar, rhythm guitar)Help Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!AhahahahahahaaaHelp Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!Somebody, please, please!Help Im a rock, help Im a rock...Wow man, its a drag being a rockHelp Im a rock...I wish I was anything but a rockHeck, Id even like to be a policemanHey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you knowMaybe if I passed my driving testI could get a gig drivin that bus and pick some freaks upIn front of ben franks, right!Help Im a cop, help Im a cop, help Im a cop!(help Im a rock...), help Im a cop, help Im a cop!Its a drag being a cop, I think Id rather be the mayorAlways wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you knowAlways wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,You know, in society, because,You know, its a drag when youre rejectedSo I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent inAnd I got this letter back that said, uhu, ahaIt cant happen hereIt cant happen hereIm telling you, my dearThat it cant happen hereBecause I been checkin it out, babyI checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmmAnd Im telling youIt cant happen hereOh darling, its important that you believe me(bop bop bop bop)That it cant happen hereWho could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansas...Kansas kansas tototototodoKansas kansas tototototodoKansas kansasWho could imagine that they would freak out in minnesota...Mimimimimimimi minnesota, minnesota, minnesotaWho could imagine...Who could imagineThat they would freak out in washington, d.c.D.c. d.c. d.c. d.c. d.c.It cant happen hereBa ba ba ba ba ba ba baIt cant happen hereIt cant happen hereEverybodys safe and it cant happen hereNo freaks for usIt cant happen hereEverybodys clean and it cant happen hereNo, no, it wont happen hereIm telling you it cantIt wont happen here(bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)Plastic folks, you knowIt wont happen hereYoure safe, mamaYoure safe, babyYou just cook a tv dinnerAnd you make it(bop bop bop)No no no noOh, were gonna get a tv dinner and cook it upGo get a tv dinner and cook it upCook it upOh, and it wont happen here(no no no no no no no no no no noMan you guys are really safeEverythings cool).Who could imagineWho could imagineThat they would freak out in the suburbs!I remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)They had a swimming poolI remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)They had a swimming poolI remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)They had a swimming pool.And they thought it couldnt happen here(duh duh duh duh duh)They knew it couldnt happen hereThey were so sure it couldnt happen hereBut...Suzie...Yes yes yes--Ive always felt thatYes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...Its a real thing, manAnd it really makes it(makes it)Suzie, you just got to town,And weve been, weve been very interestedIn your development.Forget it!Hmmmmmmmmm(it cant happen here)
