Funkdoobiest - The Funkiest Lyrics
It was the voice of a couragous explorer a man dedicated to the persuit of man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons Chorus The funkiest the funkiest (8x) Check it all I need's a second to wreck it My thoughts are collected for the funk expect it I'm iller than a porno I got skills like Zoro Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow tomorrow Like Ophan Annie yo it's the uncanny Doobie with bonified funk for your fanny Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana So ***** a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em Yo, step to the Son and I'll ***** you guys up Chorus Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams But I freak the style like if I was Handiman "Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble" 'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon ??? word, the *****ers smell like terds 'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies Eaten out the *****s like Tom did Jerry Chorus Breakdown Yo son, kick that shit Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader From here to Madina, like Sarafina I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler I'm ill like the Riddler, ***** a Bette Midler Chorus
