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George Carlin - Hair Poem Lyrics

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  • I'm aware some stare at my hair.
  • In fact, to be fair,
  • Some really despair of my hair.
  • But I don't care,
  • Cause they're not aware,
  • Nor are they devonaire.
  • In fact, they're just square.
  • They see hair down to there,
  • Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
  • I say, "No fair!"
  • A head that's bare is really nowhere.
  • So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
  • Show it you care.
  • Wear it to there.
  • Or to there.
  • Or to there, if you dare!
  • My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
  • Did I care?
  • Au contraire!
  • Spare hair is fair!
  • In fact, hair can be rare.
  • Fred Astair got no hair,
  • Nor does a chair,
  • Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
  • And where is the hair on a pear?
  • Nowhere, mon frere!
  • So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
  • I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
  • (Beard Poem)
  • Here's my beard.
  • Ain't it wierd?
  • Don't be sceered,
  • Just a beard.

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