George Formby - A Lad From Lancashire Lyrics
No matter where I go, London, Paris, Mexico.Anywhere on Earth, they know my place of birth.I met a girl from London when she sat on Blackpool Pier,She said she could tell, Im a Lad from Lancashire.She said, "Are you a nudist?" So I blushed and said, "No fear".Im covered up like a Lad from Lancashire.North or South, when I open my mouth, they know that Im not Dutch,They can tell I come from Lancashire, but they cant tell me much.I whispered, "Ill be nudist if youll be the same my dear."She said, "No fear, with a Lad from Lancashire.A widow nice and young and gay said, "Come to tea my dear,Ive something nice for a Lad from Lancashire."We sat down on the sofa and I felt her creeping near,I said, "Hee Hee! take care, Im a Lad from Lancashire."North and South, when I open my mouth, they know that Im not Dutch,They can tell I come from Lancashire, but they cant tell me much.The widow started kissing me and tickling my ear,I tickled her, like a Lad from Lancashire.I went with Jane down Lovers Lane, she whispered in her ear,"Now do your best for a Lad from Lancashire."She said to me when on my knee, "You cant do that there ere."I said, "Hey Hey! I can, Im the Lad from Lancashire."North and South, when I open my mouth, they know that Im not Dutch,They can tell I come from Lancashire, but they cant tell me much.That night when Jane got home again her Ma said, "You look queer,Ill bet thas been with that Lad from Lancashire.
