Goldie Lookin' Chain - Dog Porn Lyrics
Adam: Is that boy balls going off on one again? Look, son, I told you before. It's all lies. Don't fuk'n listen to 'em clartsLet me tell you a story about a mate of mineYou'll have to bear with me I've had a bottle of wineHis name's Adam Hussain and he's really alrightHe shagged a mongo in his car, late one nightIt was some time back in late '83Benny Blanco was his name and he came round to teaHe made his excuses and went to the bogXain found him outside, shagging the dogHe's never been the same since that summer's dayHe lost his fuk'n head and thought he was gayWe soon brought him round with a big fat bluntThen we showed him some pictures of a dripping c*ntDunlop. Greenflash. 13.99.Dunlop. Greenflash. They calls it LSD and it's fuk'n wicked manIf you need your fix, you know where to goGet on the phone to Benny BlancoHe doesn't mind, even when he's with a whoreHe's the 'Port's drug ambassadorHe'll deliver to you, within the hourIn his Patrick shell suit, sometimes with a flowerIn his collar, he looks fuk'n dollarand his eyes are quite similar to the AyatollahI first met Hussain whilst pissed on a trainHe was off to Heathrow to catch a fuk'n planeI think he had a connection to organise the drawCos he gave me three ounces and a photo of Roger MooreHe told me a story about a bird he shaggedHe took for a spin in a car he blaggedThey pulled into a lay-by and started getting busyHe ripped off her pants and covered her in c*nt jizzyShe said to him, "you really make me hot,i don't even mind about the ***** rot!"So he seized his chance and took a tricky brownBut it all went pear-shaped when he took a look downThere were loads of skid marks all over his seatThey were white leather so they'd be there for weeksHe blagged the car from his cousin in AberdareAnd when he gave it back there was shit everywhereAdam: There may be an element of truth there, right? Er, but most of it, it.. it... it's fcuking lies. I swear to god, I never done nothing like that beforeEggsie: Yous fcukings knows it. I am a fcuking robot. Is ams froms outers spaces. Is ams froms jus-pis-ters.Went to pick a man up in my fuk'n carThere's a rave up in Wentwood, It's not very farWe've got drugs and lager, we've been to the SparHouse, techno, acid - there's even a barAdam got fuk'd up, off his head on pillsHe got on the podium to show us his skillsHe dropped his can of lager and slipped in the messAnd ripped down this fuk'n minging birds dressThis minging bird said, "You make me cringe"Hussain' shoved his fingers up her mingeHe said, "My beer goggles are on but you're quite smart""Come back to my place you fuk'n tart!"She kicked him in the bollocks and punched him the eyeHe said, "you still haven't given me a fuk'n reply"She said, "You'll never get me back to your place."So Adam pinned her down and shot his man fat in her faceWhen I first met Benny Blanco he sold me the blowAfter bingo at the community discoHe fingered, two mingers,And was making girls sniff his fingersSmoked bongs and drank StrongbowWent for a drive and shagged a mongoHe's been bad, since the day he was bornAnd he's got a huge collection of dog pornAdam: That fuk'n shit about shagging a mongo, that's not true, right? Are you trying to frame me, or something? Let me kick some fuk'n shit to you now, right guys...Some of it's lies and some of it's the truthI'm Benny Blanco and you got no proofThe dog porn shit? It's all propagandaAlthough I seen some sick shit with an electric sanderAnd a girl in a bikini called MirandaGiving it to a shitty dog, seal and a pandaWent in HMV, to buy a DVDOf some oral sex - beastialityI couldn't get any, I was feeling quite forlornUntil I found this tape of dog pornWhen I got it home, it weren't my cup of teaBut Eggsie had to have a w4nk cos it was freeSo call it the truth, so call it slanderBut I don't give a fuk cos I'm drinking Moet ChandonI starred in a ***** film called Black MambaAnd I feels like Sean Connery that film, er, HighlanderI'm Adam Hussain, alright? If you thinks I been shagging fuk'n animals, you'd be mistaken, like. But if you fuk'n thinks I have, I'll fuk'n shag you with that metal pig outside the market.Do... Do you read me over. I am a robot. You fuk'n obey bastard prick. Errr
