Goldie Lookin' Chain - Your Mother's Got A Penis Lyrics
"Your Mother's Got A Penis"That's right, you knows what I'm sayingYour mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.It started as a laugh, as a bit of a jokeSomething funny to say when I was having a smoke.I first heard off this bloke, this *****ing rumour going roundYour mother's reputation it's not soundShe's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into poundsTo have an operation to swap her gender around.It's a shock to me and it's a shock to youYour mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis tooIt don't look right see, when she's walking down the streetTo see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feetI saidYour mother's got a penisYour mother's got a penisYour mother's got a penisThat's rightYour mother's got a penisIn internet rooms and computer mainframesThere's loads of females but your mother's blue veins.Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her armsBut the ones in her member head and in her garms.She walks around proud, with a short dress onWhich sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dryNo matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letterBut I thought ***** that I'd write a song in much better.The only way to do it, to really let you knowI could prove it because I gave it a blow.It was purely accidently because she got me really drunkAnd she made me kiss her elephant trunk.You know why? That's rightYour mother got a penis.Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)That's rightYour mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)That's rightYour mother's got a penisWhen she walks down the street, then she walks like John WayneI just seen her pissing standing up again.Don't make no sense when you see her here and thereShe got a ***** and balls and real pubic hair.And a single eye that sometimes weepsIf she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheetsOr up against the door or the back of your neckIf your mother's around then you make a double check.I hate to tell you with all due respectTake your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.You know why?Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)Your mother's got a penisYour mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)That's rightYour mother's got a penis (Yes)Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)Your mother's got a penisYour mother's got a penisThat's rightYour mother's got a penisFor the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number oneposition of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a ***** before?Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in youCome yer, a woman with a *****. Tidy !Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.
