Goldie Lookin' Chain - Shotgun Lyrics
Yeah, can you feel it, it's the Goldie Lookin' Chain with 2 HatsHe's back and this time he's the shotgun surgeon You KnowsShotgun SurgeryMy name's 2 Hats, I'm in the glcShotgun surgeon is my occupationI'll come round your house to perform an operationNot qualified as a docter but I don't give a fcukI'll do an abortion or a quick nip and tuckI'll do it on the cheap, my basement is the clinicThe only problem is there's no anaestheticNo panic, here's my bong take two hitsAnd while your fcuked up I'll enlarge your titsScissors, needle and a thread are the tools I useThe only other painkiller might leave a bruiseNip, tuck and sew make her tight like a virginCome and see me I'm the shotgun surgeonOh yeah, that's right he's the shotgun sheriffThat's 2 Hats from the Goldie Lookin' ChainAlso known as 2000 ADIf you don't knows it, gets to knows itThat's right safe as fcuk for the year 2003He's the shotgun sheriff manI do this operation to improve penetrationI can make vadges so tight that you'll need lubricationDoing stuff like Doctor Quinn, I'm safe like John Shaft20 quid for liposuction, 50 quid for skin graftsSoapy water and a tube is all I needI'm the backstreet abortionist, I'm high up on weedI'll make your sisters tits go from A cup to Double DMake an appointment today at the shotgun surgeryI heard a story about him once, some of the things that he's doneHe's fcuking known around Pil' as the shotgun surgeonHe's got a dodgy clinic somewhere down in a basementAnd on Friday's he does half price hormone replacementsSometimes he's fcuked in the head and sometimes he's cleverHe turned a woman called Jane into a bloke called TrevorNot many people go to him 'cos they think that he's bunk'cos he stuck the dick on backwards and blew Trevor's balls up with spunkThe shotgun surgeon, busting a lyricBirthday present face-lift for your mother down the clinicYou wanna make money go behind the screens and undressI'll take your kidneys and sell them to the NHSI diagnosed this murder for Dick Van DykeThey call me shotgun and I'm wearing NikeI do nosejobs but not vasectomy'sSo make the appointment at the shotgun surgeryYeah, you knows it clartThat's right he's the shotgun surgeonAlso knows as the anaesthetistThe surgery's open brah, business starts hereBig respect to Mr Loveggs, big respect to One Step DownBig respect to Adam Hussein, this is P Xain, you fcuking knows it250 quid was all I had to payTo get a ***** job for my missus's 17th birthdayHe gave me 10% off, he was safe I could tellAnd he said whilst she's there, he'd pierce her cl*t as wellBut when she came back it was a fcuking disgraceHe'd put the tits in the wrong placeShe said the surgeon had been fcuked up on crackAnd accidentally put the tits on her backThere was nothing I could do, I had no receiptThis is what happens down Pil's backstreetsShe was upset and so was I for a whileBut I get to feel her tits while I'm doing her doggy styleI can improve your girlfriend's blowjob techniqueBring her down the surgery and I'll take out her teethI'll do electrolysis to remove your missus's moustacheAnd I'll lobotomise your mother if you pays me in cashIt's private healthcare, I operate for a feeMy name's 2 Hats, I'm from the GLCEnlarge your girlfriend's butt or do your mum's hysterectomyMake the appointment at the shotgun surgeryYeah! Shotgun Sheriff, You Knows, Goldie Lookin' Chain
