Hank Williams, Jr. - Hank Hill Is the King Lyrics
He's got the whitest legs this side of MontanaNever seen a situation he couldn't handleNo he'll never give in and he always helps his friendsBut the world today sure looks strange to himHis trade mark his big square grey glassesHe wears t-shirts he don't care about high fashionWhen he plays his guitar, in his mind he's a starI'm telling you Hank Hill is the kingCause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)A squirrel is a squirrel and a nut is a nut and I love his attitudeThere's only one show that's worth a damn on the tubeYeah he's my hero, a man I'd be proud to knowI'm telling you Hank Hill is the kingNow our kind of food is barbeque and steaksWe hate jet skis and beachesWe like fishing boats and lakesClose as heaven I can go is watching hunting and fishing showsAnd hanging out down at the hardware storeNow Texas that is one beautiful placeWe don't have as many weirdos as New York and L.A,We got our ideology and politics just right you seeHe's our only hope, a man we'd be proud tp knowI'm telling you Hank Hill is the kingCause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)A freak is a freak and a nut is a nut and I love his attitudeThere's only one show that's worth a damn on the tubeYeah he's my hero, a man I'd be proud to knowI'm telling you Hank Hill is the kingHank Hill is the king