Holy Moses - Too Drunk To ***** Lyrics
Went to a partyI danced all nightI drank 16 beersAnd I started up a fightBut now I'm jadedYou're out of luckI'm rolling down the stairsToo drunk to *****Too drunk to *****Too drunk to *****Too drunkTo *****I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunkTo *****I like your storiesI like your gunShooting out cop tiresSounds like loads and loads of funBut in my roomWish you were deadYou ball like the babyIn EraserheadToo drunk to *****Too drunk to *****Too drunkTo *****It's all I need right nowToo drunk to *****Too drunk to *****Too drunk to *****Too drunkTo *****I'm sick soft gooey and coldToo drunk to *****I'm about to dropMy head's a messThe only salvation isI'll never see you againYou give me headIt makes it worseTake out your *****in' retainerPut it in your purseToo drunk to *****You're too drunk to *****Too drunkTo *****It's all I need right now Oh babyI'm melting like an ice cream barOh babyAnd now I got diarrheaToo drunk to *****Yeah, YeahYeah, YeahYeah, YeahOooohhh...