Hot Breakfast - It Only Takes Two To Rock Lyrics
One is not enough to rockI’m sorry but it’s trueYou cannot rock if you’re just oneI hate to break it to youSo how are you supposed to rockHow many do you needTo dig a hole in fertile soilAnd plant a rockin’ seedShould you be three like RushOr four like the PixiesOr five like New Kids on the BlockCome listen, children close to me, you see…IT ONLY TAKES TWO TO ROCKBack when the world was newPeople crawled out of the sandThey looked around and saidWe’ve got to start a rocking bandSo they gathered up guitarsKeyboards and horns and bassesWhat a waste! They never knewThe power of two could melt their facesWhoa-whoa!I’ll get right to the pointIf you think that two can’t tear up the jointThen you’re in for a shockBecause it only takes two to rock!And then one fateful nightWhen the planets all alignedThe Gods of Rock decreedThat these two souls must be combinedThen the Earth reversed its courseAs Matt and Jill joined forcesThe moon eclipsed, the seas caught fireTrust us, dude, we checked our sourcesWhoa-whoa!Now here’s some good adviceIf they say “I bet they’re soft and nice”Take that bet – it’s a lockBecause it only takes two to rock!BRIDGESo take a number all you ladiesCome take a ride in our MercedesWe’ll whip it good (CRACK!) like in the 80sCome on cutie (come on cutie)Shake that booty (do your duty)Come on sweetie (come on sweetie)Sign my treaty! Break it down, Kevin Niemi-style…JILL: So you see, my friends, it only takes two to rock. That's right, twoPeople can do all the rocking there is to do. It doesn't take three, orFour, or some insane Industrial Jazz/P-Funk number...just two. Two is allYou...MATT: Yes, but in the song, it says we don't need a bunch of guitars andDrums and basses to rock, but the song does have guitars and drums and aBass. And some other sounds too.JILL. Ah, but are the sounds really there? Or do we rock SO HARD that weJust make those sounds appear in the minds of the listeners?MATT: You just blew my mind.JILL: But of course. That's what we do. Plus, we have Pro Tools.MATT: Yes we do.1 2 3 4!Whoa – Whoa!So now you know it’s trueWhoa – whoa!We did the math for youWhoa – whoa!Whatever you’re intoWhen they tell you only big bands will doNow you know that’s a crockBecause it only takes two to rock!(Only takes two) Yes it only takes two to rock(Only takes two) Yes it only takes twoOnly two, me and youYou and me, two not threeAnd not four, and no moreOnly two, that’ll doBecause it only takes two to rock!
