Hymn - Double Cream Lyrics
Single white maleThis is an urban-legend type taleMicro-meal for oneTime for some Swedish tit-arse fun! I'm a bloke with a ********** me! I know how it rocks! Administer relief to my raging hard onTime to slap around my schlong.It's not a strange thing to confessBut I *****in' love breasts, Big and bouncy small and sweetLove the feel of them wrapped around my meat.Sit on the sofa as my heart starts to raceImagine leather clad tits rubbed in my face.ChorusIt's amazing that ladies get anything doneWhat stops you staying in all day?Playing with your *****s till you come? x2This thought filled my headAs I lay awake in bedClosed my eyes, fantasised and drifted of instead.My dreams were disturbedI tossed and turned as I sleptI dreamt I traded in my knob, And was given tits instead! 7am: alarm clock goes off againTime to rise and shineBut then it was then I noticed them! Two mounded peaks in the covers, Two cherry topped domes, I'd grown a pair of *****s in the nightI was their new home.ChorusIt's amazing that ladies get anything doneWhat stops you staying in all day?Playing with your *****s till you come? x2An unexpected delight, Once I got over the frightTime to test drive these babiesThe time was just rightJumped into the bathLathered my fun-bags with foam; It didn't take long till I started to moan! It was about this point that I started to fearSweat dripped down my cheekI slid my hand past my ear.Looked in the mirror; I'd got the same face, There just seemed to be one thing wrongSomething seemed out of place.I washed the soap off my bodLooked myself up and downThe Whole planet heard my screamMy ***** had been exchanged for my mounds.ChorusIt's amazing that ladies get anything doneWhat stops you staying in all day?Playing with your *****s till you come? x2Time was just rightJumped into the bathLathered my fun-bags with foam; It didn't take long till I started to moan! Uuuhhhhh... It's amazing that ladies get anything doneWhat stops you staying in all day?Playing with your *****s till you come? x2It's amazing, It's amazing, It's amazing, It's amazing, that ladies get anything done.It's amazing, that ladies get anything done.What stops you staying in all day?Playing with your *****s till you come?
