Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Mischief Lyrics
Robbed R. Pearson's paper, Lauren spent his halfRicky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guardsBarry breaks the windows of his broken homeHave a guess. His tiny mind's been stonnedLionel touches women when they're walking through the parkHe goes through people's gardens nicking laundry in the darkRoger left a sleeper across the District LineYeah, his dad's a shipping clerkBoys let's have a laughLet's have some mischiefFill a Durex full of waterThrow it on a busTake a pigeon to the picturesLet's cause a bit of fussA bit of mischiefLet's go bloody raving madLet's do something really badThey won't forget the day we’ve hadSome mischiefJack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zooWhen they got caught by Gaumont Gibbs they had to wank him tooIncentive didn't want two of Dave (Get it?)He failed his inter, failed his interview (Oh yeah?)"She's got crinkly hairUnderneath her underwearI know cos I've been there(M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)(M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)Wow!Wow!Don't let's hang aboutLet's have some mischiefLet's pour Lockheed fluid on a Bentley, then let down his tyresHahahahahaLet's go and kill some kiosks, start a few more firesCould this be mischief?Let's go completely over the topLet's do the bop that just won't stopLet's go and have another dropOf mischiefI'm sorry I done itI'm sorry I done itI'm sorry I done itI'm sorry I done itI'm sorry I done itI'm sorry I done it
