Ian Dury - If I Was With A Woman Lyrics
If I was with a woman, she'd wonder what was happeningLittle things would slowly go askewIf I was with a woman, I'd make her quite unhappySpecially when she did not want me toIf I was with a woman, I'd make believe I loved herWhen all the time I would not like her muchIf I was with a woman, she'd soon become unsettledI'd show her but I would not let her touchLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLaughing, laughingIf I was with a woman, I'd never ask her questionsBut if she did not want me to, I wouldIf I was with a woman, I'd offer my indifferenceAnd make quite sure she never understoodIf I was with a woman, I'd threaten to unload herEvery time she asked me to explainIf I was with a woman, she'd have to learn to cherishThe purity and depth of my disdainLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLaughing, laughingI've been with a woman, she took away my spiritNo woman's coming close to me againI've been with a woman, she took away my spiritNo woman's coming close to me againLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLaughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughingLaughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing
