Jeff Dunham - Jingle Bombs Lyrics
Dashing through the sandWith a bomb strapped to my backI have a Nasty planFor Christmas in IraqI got through checkpoint ABut not through checkpoint BThat's when I got shot in the ass by the us MiliteryIt's not funny!This is a sad song!Oh, Jingle bombsJingle bombsMine blew up you seeWhere are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised meJingle bombs, jingle bombs US Soldiers shot me deadThe only thing that I have left is this towel upon my headI used to be a man, but every time I coughThanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling offMy bombing days are done, I need to find some workPerhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwedDon't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!I kill you!