Jodee Messina - Woman's Rant Lyrics
6 am I’m out of bedI stumble through the hazeAin’t no coffee strong enough to get me through my dayOne thing to anotherThere’s no time to stopI hit the ground a runnin’ and keep runnin’ til I dropI’m taking care of everyoneOh, my heads in a spinI tried but I just don’t remember signing up for thisBefore I leave the houseI pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacksLaptop, cell phone, find my keys,Feed the dogs before I leaveEverybody's needs are my responsibilityIt sure’d be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeahWhy, why, why, why?When I’m through with this lifeI am gonna have a come to JesusYou can guaranteeWhen I walk through those pearly gatesI am gonna have a talk with EveThere’s so many things that I can’t begin to understandThe differences that are between a woman and a manSee woman to twice the work and get half the payMen they climb the ladder while the women pave the wayThey say we are the weaker sex, I’d have to disagreeI’d walk a mile in his shoes if he’d walk a half a mile in theseWhy, why, why, why?When I’m through with this lifeI am gonna have a come to JesusYou can guaranteeWhen I walk through those pearly gatesI am gonna have a talk with EveBotox, peels, exfoliateWe have the babies, lose the weightLaundry, dishes, up all nightI try my best to get it rightHusband, kids, work all dayI got DMS and PTAFind the thing my kid can’t findI need a drink but there’s no timeSo many things I have on my listNo wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a …… WITCHWhy, why, why, why?When I’m through with this lifeI am gonna have a come to JesusYou can guaranteeWhen I walk through those pearly gatesI am gonna have a talk with EveHa ha ha, what was she thinking?