John Tasco - Commander Blonde Lyrics
I wasn’t sure yeah I was unstable,Placed my bet on both Shirley and Mabel.There were days when I had to waitAnd days when I was late.She made a pass I was sold when she tried‘cause she pitched about forty miles wide.I couldn’t get her out of my mindShe had the touch of formaldehyde.Take the trash out;Crank the heat up;Get the car washed;Take your feet off;Don’t you get loud;Speak your mind out;Get me a Cream & Strawberry Mound.Top-straight, she cannot pretend,Makes it clear so that I understand.One thing a guy wouldn’t wantIs to mess with Commander Blonde.I was shy a motherless child,Now all my inhibitions run wild.She calls out and I run to respond:You don’t mess with Commander Blonde.Take the trash out;Crank the heat up;Get the car washed;Take your feet off;Don’t you get loud;Speak your mind out;Get me a Cream & Strawberry Mound.She’s so keen, we’re happy as can be,My little old formaldehyde and me.No one gets the ball when she’s on:You don’t mess with Commander Blonde.
