Kam - Holiday Madness Lyrics
[ VERSE 1 ]Every year I hear "Happy holiday"What's my religion? I do what the dollar sayThat's why I celebrate ChristmasCause this overweighed redneck devil is big businessSo all season I'm up preyinOn black communities, is what I'm sayinAnd y'all keepin me fatAll over America it's on like thatKids lookin for Saint NickJust leave me some cookies and get off my damn dickYou want a present? Nigga, pleaseYour house is a wreck, and you're decoratin treesNow how dumb can y'all be?No food in the kitchen, and you go and buy a tree?And then say it's for the children, but you're grownThey can't miss what they ain't never knownBut since everybody else is out celebratinYou allow your child to worship a SatanBetter known as SantaClaws in your pocket from L.A. to AtlantaAnd yeah pops, you're silly tooYou shoulda told your children Santa Clause is really youAnd spared em the sadnessBefore they got all caught up in holiday madness[ VERSE 2 ](A whole day dedicated to the devil)Is Palm Sunday, and after church I'm goin huntinFor colored eggs, cause Santa was frontinHe musta thought it was PassoverCause he never brought his ass overMy house, but today I get new clothes anywayPlus a little money, thank you Easter BunnyFor the basket of jelly beansEven though I don't know what the hell he meansI never read about him in the BibleThe horny little pagan idolNo wonder my mind is so twistedBy thank God my church wasn't broke-wristedEven though I never wentI know I still can repentCause ain't nobody perfect, but niggas so denseWe seem to only come together over nonsense[ VERSE 3 ](A whole day dedicated to the devil) October 31st is my favoriteLittle boys still at my do', cause I ain't gave em shit(But what you showed me in for?)Little brats yellin 'trick or treat' all through my screen doorWhen y'all should be at home sleepInstead of at my front porch 15 deepThe jack lantern came in handyYo, I can turn my porch light out like I ain't got no candyBut ain't that somethin?You buy a Halloween costume and a pumpkin?Almost gave your children a heartattackIt's a tradition, but who the hell started that?A whole day dedicated to the devilThat's just one out of severalMost people don't thinkBut America need to see a shrinkFor her holiday madness[ VERSE 4 ]Damn, I can't wait until it get darkSo I can light these fireworks up at the parkAnd celebrate my independenceIt's the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10 centsI bought the jumbo assortmentThen came out the pocket for a goddamn skyrocketAnd the shit was a dudIt was lit, but it never even left the mudBut at least I got freedom where I'm atPlus Red Devil and Wild CatAnd they open 24 hoursAnd right about now they got a sale on bloomin flowersSo I'm ready to celebrateJuly 4th 1930, the true dateCause in 1776Black people were still in the mixUntil the comin of W.B. FarrhadThe God in person, yeah cursinAmerica, word is bondAnd left us Elijah and Farrakhan
