Kevin Coyne - Marjory Razorblade Lyrics
Marjory Razorblade is as keen and sharp as can be
Will always settle my problems for meShe will sort out all my dusty neighborsCut a swatch right through their undignified waysAnd if they talk about me behind my backShe will not play their gameShe will not play that gameShe will not play their gameOh, Marjory Razorblade, oh, what a picture she madeIn her long and her fusty dress and her hair that she plaited bestOh, what a woman, what a tongue, what an abrasive mannerAnd if anyone upsets me they will regret it, they will regret itOh, she's mine though she's over fifty nineShe's experience of the world far beyond my yearsOh, mother me Marjory, oh, RazorbladeMother me Marjory, oh, Razorblade