Key Of Awesome - We Can't Stop Parody Lyrics
It's my money, gonna spend it on gumIt's my career, I can do a shark jumpIt's my jaw, I can wire it shutI can read Goosebumps, there my favorite books!Dead cat and dirty dishes everywhereHands in pants 'cause I'm itchy there!I just came to shame my motherAin't ever gonna marry Thor's brother!Trying to be a poor man's GagaOr an albino Rihanna!Now I'm dating a French guyMade out of French fries!Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!I look just like TweetyIf he was funny!Gonna give my poor daddyAn achey breaky heart attack!(Miley's dad: Sweet nibblets!)This is my butt!This is my cooch!And I won't stop, chewing my gum!Trying really hard to be edgyIs my middle finger to Disney!Freaky hand chop!Pepto Bismol!This is my musical cry for helpCan't buy a clue with all this wealth!No bums!It's my booty, gonna put it on stuffIt's my booty, I can drag it on a rug!It's my booty, I can put it on DougI can put it on a pugOr all of the above!I can try to be classy, but what for?I wanna get my face on Mount Slutmore!Remember only God can judge usUnless you're busted then judge can judge, uh-uh!Trying to be s***, but it's just sad!Is this an American aparallel?I'm not anorexic, just replace breakfastWith crack!Miley's dadNow Miley is asleepNobody make a peep!Now, get up off your feetI'm gonna show you a cool dance!Now, everybody clap!Take two steps back!I just latch onTo her hit song!My wife gave birth to a cash machine!Sometimes she'll let me be in her movies!Cha-ching!MileyGet out Daddy, or else I'm gonna pound you!Miley's dadDon't you sass me! I can still ground you!For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hair-doAnd I heard you were dating a French dude!Where is he?MileyStop Daddy!Miley's dadI'll kill, you bastardMileyStop Daddy!Miley's dadDie!MileyHe's my boyfriend!I love him!Miley's dadFrench fry guy!MileyI hate you!Miley's dadU. S. A.!(speaks) Tasty!
