King Missile - Farm Lyrics
Oh, how delicious!" The pig boy squealedAs another rush of pure pain came over himThen Pig Boy declared"This is what Pig Boy truly lives forPig Boy shall wallowAnd sing in the mud and the bloodIf only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by antsIf only Pig Boy could postpone joy foreverIf only Pig Boy could become bacon boyPig Boy is tired of the struggle."Just then Farm Boy cameAnd chopped off Pig Boy's headAs Farm Boy ate the bacon,He began to feel queasy"Say, Ma," said Farm Boy"Are you sure this pork was prepared properly?""Why, of course I'm sure, Junior," Ma quickly replied"Why would I want to poison my only child?"Just then Farm Man burst through the doorFollowed by the baby Jesus"I think you're evading the issue again, Martha"The big burly man shouted accusingly"And I think it's about time someone taught you a lesson or two""You tell 'em, Dad," said Farm BoyWho by this time was rolling on the floor in agonyFarm Man stomped the boy into the groundWalked over to the stove and turned on the gasHe would have lit a cigaretteBut he didn't have anyHe had never smoked in his lifeAnd this was no time to startHe stared coldly into Martha's understanding eyesFarm Man began to weepAnd he asked Martha if she wanted to go to a movieThey went to see SallowThey loved it so muchThat they sat through it twiceCompletely forgetting the baby JesusWho was accidentally locked in the broom closetAnd slowly suffocated
