King Missile - Wuss Lyrics
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4I was a teenage wuss.In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples.I wore really wussy clothes.Most of the other kids called me a faggot.Even some of the other wusses called me a faggot.There was maybe five kids in the whole school who were wussier than I was.I was really wussed out.I was afraid of girls, and guys scared the shit out of me.They used to say to me, "What are you, *****ing queer?"They wanted me to fight, to prove I wasn't a faggot.But I didn't fight, I ran away.{cussing in the background}I was a wuss.I was never into any sports at all.I never took showers after gym class.I wore my gym clothes under my regular clothes,So I wouldn't have to change in front of everybody else.I was afraid to realize my full potential in school because,To the other kids,The smarter you were,The wussier you wereI was a hopeless wuss.Wuss, Wuss, Wuss.I was into science fiction and math and chess.It was not fun being a wuss, and even now,Now that I'm not nearly as much of a wuss as I once was,I still feel kind of wussy from time to time:Residual wussiness-The kind of thing you can never really leave behind.That's the way it goes.
