King Missile - I'm Sorry Lyrics
No I never was in vietnamI never once dove into an empty swimming poolI never let the carpet walk right out from under meI never painted a house or a treeI never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representativeI never took the pulse of a dying duckOr gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horseflyIn a way I spose you could say my experience is quite limitedFor example,I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a brrom closet while singing WaltzingMatildaI never sawed a television in halfAlthough I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitarI never played a decent game of jacksI never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking histeeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over myshoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involvingvomiting, chirping and sea shantiesI never bought a lampWait I did buy a lamp onceBut I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolacticI never bought lima beans or lime puddingI never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie albumI never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lampI never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brotehrs in bed with meI never let a cyborg take out the garbageI'm sorry I stole the radioI did itI sawed the legs off the periodic tableI re-elected the PresidentI did it, it was my faultI farted in the churchI'm sorry I did many many bad thingsAnd I am so sorry
