King Tee - Act A Fool Lyrics
[ verse 1 ]Its friday night on the streets of l.a.Im goin out, been hangin round the house all daySo I take me a shower, dress like a big daddyStop at the arco, put some gas in my caddyArmor on my wheels, shine up my daytonsCheck my 12-gauge, I see jackers just waitinGot in my car, rolled up the tinted glassLooked for my zapp tape to pop in my dashCant find it, forget it, went under my seatFound my old fired tape of the song knee deepSo I popped it in, then I pumped it upLove hearin funk because disco sucksBody got chills when the basses started poundinI took off because Im goin to town, andWont be back till mornin, dont have to go to school(better get ready) Im finna act a fool[ verse 2 ]Now Im on the move, got a grand in my pocketReached for my phone, plugged it in the socketHeard the dial tone, so I dialed up aladdinHe answered the phone and said whats up? I said whats happeninHe said, where you been? I been tryin to get in touchThe partys in watts, I said, I dont give a *****If you wanna go, just wear neutral colorsIf anybody asks you, just tell em youre my brotherStopped at the store to buy me a ciscoA 40 ounce and some crackers by nabisco[amount] and I pulled out a 10And said, ***** it, supersacco and ginIm finna act a fool[ verse 3 ]Now Im drivin down compton on my way to get aladdinFeelin like a pimp till my tape started dragginIts a old tape anyway, it aint no thingPulled it out and slapped in dana daneGot to aladdins house and I honked my hornHe said, when we comin back? I said, 6 n tha mornSo he got in the car, lookin half-deadSo I gave him my cisco and took the 40 to the headNow Im feelin tipsy, and Im headed for wattsBut wait, what do I see sittin at the bus stop?Sexy susanna, had a butt that killsPretty long hair, but they say its not realAladdin yelled (these fake or real? ) she threw a rock in my glassSo I got out my car and drop-kicked her assI checked out my window, everything was coolShe was lucky I was nice and I didnt act a fool[ verse 4 ]We finally arrived at the party, drunk as a jerkGot out my car, pressed the kit so the alarm, would chirpAfter that we made our way, I tried not to fallCouldnt walk a straight line if they let me crawlGot to the door, and what spots my eye?My homeboy mr. prince, and hes smokin some thaiSo I stumbled his way and said, hey, pass the jayI took a hit for my mouth sprayThis girl asked me to dance, but I told the hoe noCause she was on my tip cause of my big gold ropeBut it seems she got offended - thats splendidBefore she starts somethin, I just slap her and end itCause I feel like a gangster, and I just dont careAbout a girl with fake drag, fake eyes, fake hairFake clothes, fake nails and all that fake jewelryAll she wanna do is tell her friends that she screwed meI get nutty, act a fool when iiwant toRun up when Im drunk and I just might pump youTake your car, your wife, keep talkin, your lifeBeat you down and have you smokin the pipe(you know why? ) cause Im cool(well, kill me!Shoot me, mutha*****a!)(I gotcha)(oh goddamn)
