King Tee - The Coolest Lyrics
[king tee]Yes yes yall, its not a secret no moreThe king b-boy tee has been washed ashoreAnd Im back Im here to say if Im a king then I should ruleIm the best for the job, you know why?(why? !) cause Im cool.... see imSmoother than silk, cooler than an icicleRough like a bully, Im rollin like a bicycleFresh like a virgn calculates like a math wizYou think youre bad? ima show you what bad isMicrophone magician, its the end when I startA confidential differential, Im the state of the artCrowned king b-boy, the elite rap reverandMaster of the ceremony twenty-four/sevenMcs dont fear me, I come in peace, haDrapped in fila, or either eliseCause Im the cool wop dancer, girlies romancerSuckers stay away Ill mess you up like cancerMy style is original, not a subliminalYou say to yourself theres no one better, than him you knowBustin all bustaz, killin all killersTacklin mcs like a pittsburgh steelerIm bolder than bold, I wear a lot of white goldThe supreme king tee, Ive got things in controlSkeezers wanna clock me while Im on my way to schoolYou dont, have to ask why, you know the reason.... hes cool!{*dj scratches*}I got a white gold crown, white gold ropesSleep on white sheets, ski on white slopesSupreme to be exact you know Im cooler than mostWhen God gave out coolness, I took a whole doseI wont bother or nag you, to rhyme Ill be glad toYou thought I couldnt get you but I already had youI know you heard my dj, is he good or what?Keith cooley is a killer, your djs a muttI wouldnt try to take him on hell cut you up like a biologistHell be the tutor, and Im the talk-ologistYou think hes new, well for you I feel sorryCause see, hes been around since uncle jams armyCool impresario, majority rulerI got a lot of money - go ask my jewlerDef in the flesh is the cool king telaI talk more noise than j&ds talk filaIm the most coolest and I sit on the throneGivin the latest fashions silver shines like chromeThe king your royal highness better known as a cool riderGot a forty of olde e then Ill ask, let me try thisCoolest of cool and my rhymes are essentialTo see me, guardians have to be parentalMe and keith, are the teachers of the new cool schoolBut not only that, I gotta tell you somethin.. Im cool!Keith cooley!{*dj scratches*}I cant rhyme about crack, Im not the one to be tellin itThe ones sayin dont are the ones thats sellin itI cant cope in other words I cant feel itIf crack was a monster, then Id kill itCause Im rough and Im tough, and I come from l.a.Yo my name is king tee and Im here to stayI got the courage of a bull, words of a wizardHotter than sex, cooler than a blizzardLeader of the land, commander and the chiefBigger and bolder other words I got beefI got a posse at that, mostly, cold chillinYours make thousands, mines make millionsNot at all a gangsta cause I never do criminI make a lot of money, by just cool rhyminNot doin it cause I want to but Im doin it cause I hastaCoolest of the cool and plus I rule the rap classesYeah my stuff is funky, and Im the rap junkieSlammin sucka punks like a hurricane bundyAnd for the rap race place your bet on the kingI run like quicksilver, fly like I had wingsTo you it seems like that Im braggin a lotBut Im saggin a lot, because money I gotIm the mc dismantler, lyrical manipulatorEightball drinker, the new cool innovatorIm king tee, keith cooley is the djNo fakin or frontin, turntables do what he sayCuttin like a ginsu, makin bets against youThe girlies go wild, keith prove that he can dance toFila we wear, wont promise or swearDont get too much comp cause mcs I tearIn half, and laugh, cause its just so hilariousTo walk in a jam, and see the most scariestPunks in my way, tryin to see how I playI know they eat more rhymes than horses eat hayBut I keep my cool cause see like, thats my imageStroll like a gangsta think you lost when I finishGrab me a skeezer, head towards the boothCause Im not only a king, Im supreme.. and Im cool!{*dj scratches*}