King Tee - Advertisement Lyrics
Christian brothers man..{*burrrp*} excuse me(watch your manners man, what the ***** is wrong with you? )[king tee]Check it out (keep on) boo-yaow!Ah one-two, yeah bust it bust it..What the ***** is goin on man?Ah one-two, whos comin through the door?Oh shit, well there he is! tha alkaholik funk in personYo, what should I do?Play like heavy d and dont curseHes a mean one, no a clean one, hes the king hon{*sniff*} I smell bluntsHey, ask him has he seen one!It doesnt look like he has blunts in his handlesLooks, more like, a fifth of jack danielsLook what you dropped!Some crazy-ass shit for listenersUp against the wall with the *****esDamn, I wonder why he dont want the chronic like snoopBecause hes from tha alkaholik group!(oh yeah yeah thats right)Theres one thing that can be certainWhats that?They be mixin tanqueray with the squirt andDownin st. ides like water, oops (? ? ) what?(? ? ) water, yall can get lootedCause king tee with the stupid fat funk, heyWhat is this?Advertisement..Hah.. ah one-twoYeah, when youre in that benzIts advertisement..Thats some shit, shit!Yo, ah one-two (yo yo yo)Did you peep his walk?Yeah he walks real coolI guess that bulge in his coat is a toolYeah but for what?For those who dont know who he isThe neighborhood jackers that bumrush kidsBut yo I think hes straight, it looks like a 9 millimeterYeah pow-pow, nice to see yaLook hes stretched like he just got released from the countyWith a gang of little hoochies all around meWell he always been a pimpHaha, yeah thats trueSome say they bob with the k-swiss shoeAww, youre bugginNah man, thats the truthThey say, tela got hoes like luke***** luke!Yeah his records kinda shittyKing teell bust rhymes for the whole cityHes from comptonYeah, just like most wantedHe drives a grey beamer with the blue pearl on itIts advertisementAh one-two.. uh!Ah one-two..{*scratching keep on*}Huh, yeah, ah one-two..Well, guess who got the fat shit for 1994?Who is that?Alkaholik crewYeah I seen em on tourThat shits wicked, wait, oopsy-daisy, heres your ticketWe paid $20 to see e-swift mixYeah he wrecks shopYeah that kid is kinda groovyRip the turntables then step with a cutieJust get down, get down, the man like ed loverYeah, take his picture for the coverAdvertisement!