Kiss Me Kate - I Hate Men Lyrics
I hate menI can't abide 'em even now and thenThan ever marry one of them, I'd rest a maiden ratherFor husbands are a boring lot and only give you botherOf course, I'm awfully glad that mother deemed to marry fatherBut I hate menOf all the types I've ever met within our democracyI hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassyHe may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has LassieOh, I hate menI hate menThey should be kept like piggies in a penDon't wet a trav'ling salesman though a tempting Tom he may beFor on your wedding night he may be off to far ArabyWhile he's away in Mandalay it is thee who have the babyOh, I hate menIf thou shouldst wed a businessman, be wary, oh, be waryHe'll tell you he's detained in town on business necessaryHis business is the business with his pretty secretaryOh, I hate menI hate menThough roosters they, I will not play the henIf you espouse an older man through girlish optimismHe'll always stay at home at night and make no criticismThough you may call it love, the doctors call it rheumatismOh, I hate menFrom all I've read alone in bed, from A to Z, about themSince love is blind, then from the mind, all womankind should rout themBut, ladies, you must answer too, what would we do without them?Still, I hate men
