Klaatu - Long Live Politzania Lyrics
Through a fortunate turn of events this original transcription has been acquired of a dissertation given by the late Professor Charles Pamplemousse R.C.B. at the Eighteenth Assembly of the "Heirs of the Politzanian Empire." Professor Pamplemousse was a distinguished anthropologist of his time whom many believed to be the world's leading authority on the subject of extict civilizations. The program concludes with the singing of "The Politzanian National Anthem.")As facts are few and far betweenHypothesis defies all logicAs to what precisely led to her demiseFor what appears sheer grandiosityNo legacy remainsExcept her crumbling ruinsOn which these words were found engravedPolitzania! Politzania!Long live Politzania!Politzania! Politzania!God save Politzania!Now, these ancient PolitzaniansAs far as archeologists have tracedHad most thouroughly convinced themselvesThey were a superior raceQuite a ridiculous notion, grantedHowever if we assume her sister rivalsRose to quell such monstrous claimsI most humbly subit her unpleasant endIs satisfactorily explainedPolitzania! Politzania!Long live Politzania!Politzania! Politzania!God save Politzania!Those citizens who questionedThose suspect harbourers of doubtWe brought before a panelOf the Ministry of HealthThey were tested and encephalogrammedTill rendered quite insaneWhen in accordance with the lawsThey reprocessed their brain-("The Politzanian National Anthem")-Politzania, brave, strong and truePolitzania we all love youWe'll smite our foes for we are rightAnd God is on our sidePolitzania, red, white and greenPolitzania reigning supremeVictors in war, champions of peaceUnto EternityWe're the Masters of the World