Klaatu - Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III Lyrics
Act One)Well do you get the itching toTrek about the latitudes, you do?Well likely you're a chipOff old Sir RugglesbyWell he was quite a sporting sortBehind his cup o'tea he'd snortI'll wager on the lineTen thousand pounds and fiveI'm the only man who'll ever get toHell and come back alive(Act Two)Now in the fall of forty-nineHe skipped across the seven brine this timeLooking for a berth in naval historyT'was never heard nor seen agianOficially presumed as deadBut the words he left behindStill echoed through my mindI'm the only man who'll ever get toHell and come back aliveHe's the only man who'd ever get toHell and come back alive(Intermission)(Act Three)...then one nightWhile tripping down the English coastThe moon was whiter than a ghost, almostWhen I heard a voice yell through a megaphoneAnd there upon the midnight seaA signal lamp signalled meI could feel me blood run coldAs the message did decodeI'm the only man who's ever been toHell and come back aliveWell who else could it beBut good old Rugglesby?He's the only man could ever get toHell and come back aliveYes he's the only man who's(He's the only one)Ever gone and been to(Who's been and gone)To hell and come backHell and come backHell and come back alive(The End