LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt Lyrics
I was at the mall, sippin on a milkshakePlayin the wall, takin a breakAdmirin the girls with the bamboo earingsBaby hair and bodies built to swingThats when I seen herHer name was tinaGrace and poise kinda like a ballerinaI said, how you doin, my names big lDont ask me how Im livin, cause, yo, Im living swellBut then again Im livin kind of foulcause my girl dont know that Im out on the prowlTo make a long story short, I got the digitsCalls her on my car phone and paid her a visitI was spankin her and thankin her, chewin her and doin herLayin like a king on sheets of satinThats what time it is, you know whats happeninShe had a big ole booty, I was doin my dutyI mean, yo, I admit that my girls a cutieBut tina was erotic, earls my witnessWith the kind of legs that put stockings out of businessWhen I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheekBut in the back of my mind it was this big butt freakI sat my girl down, I couldnt hold it inAnd said to her with a devilish grin...Tina got a big ole buttI know I told you Id be trueBut tina got a big ole buttSo Im leavin youTina got a big ole buttI know I told you Id be trueBut tina got a big ole buttSo Im leavin youI went to the high school about three oclockTo try to catch a cutie ridin my jockMy homeboys jeep, the system blastinCold forty dogs, smilin and laughinGirls all over, the kind I adoreI felt like a kid in a candy storeThats when I seen herHer name was brendaShe had the kind of booty that Id always rememberI said to my man, stop the jeepShes only senteen but, yo, dont sleepI kicked the bass like an nfl punterAnd scoped the booty like a big game hunterI said to the girl, yo, you look tiredLets go get some rest, relax by the fireI put the big booty on a bearskin rugShe gave me a kiss, I have her a hugI said to the girl, them young boys aint nothinYou want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly buttonI circled it and teased it and made her squealGrabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steelWhen I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyesWhen to the kitchen and got some sweet potato piesTina busted in my house while I was eatinYou know what I saidToo bad you caught me cheatin, but...Brenda got a big ole buttI know I told you Id be trueBut brenda got a big ole buttSo Im leavin youBrenda got a big ole buttI know I told you Id be trueBut brenda got a big ole buttSo Im leavin youI went to red lobster for shrimp and steakAround the time whe the waitress are on their lunch breakI pulled in the parkin lot and parded my carSomebody shouted out, I dont care who you areI paid it no attention, I walked insideBecause brian had a nine and he was chillin in the rideI walked in the place, everybody was lookinAnd shrimp and steak wasnt the only thing cookinI sat down to eat, ordered my foodI said to the waitress, I dont men to be rudeBut Ill take you on a platterShe said, you got a girl, I said, it dont matterYou look like youre tastier than a pipin hot pizzaWhats your name? she said, my tag says lisaI said, o.k., youre smart and all thatBut when you get off work, yo, Ill be backShe looked at me and said, make yourself clearL, where we going? I said, right hereShe looked kind of puzzled, I said, youll seeI pulled up at ten on the d.o.t.When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throatPushed her back inside and pulled off her coatLaid her on the table and place my orderAnd habe her a tip much bigger than a quarterOn and on to the break a dawnAll over the restaurant, word is bornI heard somebody coughin, I checked my watchI couldnt believe it said nine oclockI grabbed my pants, put on my kangolWho did I see, oh, yo, it was brendaYo, she worked at red lobster but I didnt rememberLisa got a big ole buttI know I told you Id be trueBut lisa got a big ole buttSo Im leavin youSee yaLisa got a big ole buttI know I told you Id be trueBut lisa got a big ole buttSo Im leavin youSee ya
