LL Cool J - You Can't Dance Lyrics
He man, Ive seen ya, think ya rockin it on the floor...You look like a moron! who let you in the door?To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed.They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.You cant dance!Why dont you just nail your feet to the floor?Homeboy, whats the use?Anytime you wanna step aside a party,First think of an excuse.You dance like a fat old ladyNot sayin that fat old ladies aint nice,But every time you try to get one move right.The old lady then did it twice.You cant dance!Youve been a dancing disco disaster,The worst I ever saw.They should dropkick you on the neckAnd drag you off the floor.In every discotheque, I see you thereIn the middle of the crowd,Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.You cant dance!Take my advice, dont move!Youll never get the knack.If I danced like you Id sneak out the partyAnd wouldnt be coming back.On the floor youre a dinosaur, yeah boy, thats how you move.You look like ralph cramden(? ) or a donald duck cartoon.You cant dance!You wanna come to my party?I wouldnt give you a chance.You tried to take breakdance lessons,Ended up in an ambulance.Wouldnt it be funny if they put you on solid gold?You dance like you got arthritis already,Whatll happen when you get old?You cant dance!Why are you so stiff?Is it something that your mother did?Maybe you grew up around cant dance peopleWhen you were a cant dance kid.You live in a cant dance house,Went out in a cant dance car,Your doofy cant dance fatherGot drunk in a cant dance bar.You take a cant dance bath,Put on your cant dance cologne.Go out to a cant dance partySo you wouldnt have to cant dance all alone.You cant dance!Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?
