LL Cool J - The Bristol Hotel Lyrics
Verse 1I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirtYou give her twenty dollars and you can do workShell take food stamps and a travellers chequeBecause her hair and her face and her lifes a wreckShe wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumpsShes down in the dumps so shes sellin her rumpShes a hot little momma and she works every dayIf you wanna pay to play, heres where she staysShes at the...Chorus(bristol hotel) room 515(the bristol hotel) where that at? (jamaica, queens!)Verse 2I seen her standin there, slutty as could beOffering the putty for a itty-bitty feeEvery red light shell come over to your rideOr shes standin in the doorway tellin you to come insideThe bristol hotel, cos it aint no thingAnd her meat tastes better than burger kingJapanese executives in three-piece suitsGlasses all foggy when they come in the placeThe girlies in the bristol, theyre all in cahootsHe fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the...Repeat chorusVerse 3Party people check the story cos the story is illIts the story of two men, one harold, one billThey went inside the bristol on a saturday nightHarold was cool but bill felt uptightThe girlies made attempts but harold played it coolNever ever rush, thats the golden ruleI been comin to the bristols ten years of my lifeA-yo, what the hell? yo, man thats my wife!(the...)Repeat chorusVerse 4You see, a bristol girl is a one of a kindAnd if you know her good enough she wont make you stand on lineShell let you inside, make you pay for the rideTake off her pants and then it smells like somebody diedYou say what the heck, because you already paidNot knowin that the guy that went before you had aidsBang bang boogie, she was so amusinNext week youre at the clinic gettin blood transfusionsAt the...Repeat chorus(the bristol hotel) (till fade)
