LL Cool J - The Do Wop Lyrics
And as you all know, I am hard as hell...Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn,Hit my remote control, turn my stereo on,Then I reached for a brush since I dont use a pick,And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix...Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakesAs I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaksWit hardcore, heavyweight b-boy blast,Not soft, hardcore, kut kreators fast...Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot,So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lotJumped out, dried off, put on the devon cologne,Then I called up earl on the telephone...He said there was a jam that we could do later onTen gs plus a limo for one short songSo I said yeah I was wit it, hung up and got geared,Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard,Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunesAs I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon....12 oclock came, left the door cracked,The freak walked in, a mink on her back,Put her coat on the rack, threw my sessmo(? ) onThen I threw in a tape of the quiet storm, we drankRound hill cabernet sauvignon, she said l.l.When you gonna let me taste your tongue...Her skin got pale, I wham-bammed the tail,Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail...She left, earl came over and we went outside,Jumped in the b.m. ta bust a joyride..Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheelsIm not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal...The girlies want sex, da fellas try ta flex,But those who flex end up wit broke necks...Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -Said its l baby, I aint down wit sheikConversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes moreThen I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door...? ? ? ? ? ? people think I do crimesBut they dont know Im just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes -Stop smilin, you think ? ? ? ? ? ? all of the timeBut he dont know ? ? my names on his wifes behindLl has iced all the washed up slobsVigilante of rap, so the hell wit the mobDont run from the cops, makin suckas chopAnd Im only eighteen makin mo than yo popsTormentor of toys and boy scout boysAnd I dare any critic to call it noize...Peeked at the clock it said 6:03,Said later to kreator and broke out wit e..Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shakeThinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon makeFinished up the snack, jumped up out my seat,Then ? hit the table and he made up a beat...Kicked a few rhymes, stepped out the doorSaid tonight is a bore, Im in the mood for more!Jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the timeIt was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9Ll cool j would soon stand at a jamWith thousands of people screamin touch my hand!But since I had a hour plus a half attachedI was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match...Her name was renee, her face was okBut she had the kind a body that made j wanna playI said no need to rehearse, then I made my approach,Said you got a good team, girl but ya need a new coach,Said my names ll cool if I may introduceBut Im not here for conversation, Im here ta seduceWanna mix it up baby, wanna feel ya grindCause it aint fifth grade, and these aint nursery rhymesNow I know you heard ? ? ? ? ? hardcoreCheck out the real ll behind closed doorsTell your buddies youre busy, tell your boyfriend beat itPut up the silk dress cuz ya aint gonna need itUnplug the clock, do away with the light,After five minutes or more ya here me say thats right!Your body is bad, I heard you got a caddy,When we make love you can call me daddyIm ll cool j, say hey renee,Im not a toy boy, but I still wanna playPromise you Im not wack when Im in the sack,After that Ill leave ya starvin for me to come backBut in the meantime, what ya did just now,The next time I see ya, Im goin ta townStepped away from da freak, it was a quarter to 9When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on lineTook a trip around the side so I could get backstageIf they call me a tiger then the stage is my cageI rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust,Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crustWalked in the dressin room and then I heard four knocksThey said ll your runnin late, and its time ta rock!Told kut kreator what the order would beThen I said lord have mercy an slapped hands wit e,Went on stage, I heard the girlies scream,And at that very moment I woke up from the dream rrraaah!
