Lainey Schooltree - Kickstar Lyrics
(Bum ba dum dum ba dum ba)(Bum ba dum dum ba dum ba)28 days ago when it all beganMy "Kickstarter" album campaign plannedI've been baggin' everyone I knowBut lately things have gotten kinda slowAnd I'm only about halfway to my goalI wish I was a Kickstar, KickstarThought that I'd go farTryin' hard to look cute, videos on YouTubePosting things off my *****s(Bum ba dum dum ba dum ba)((Bum bum bum bum bum))(Bum ba dum dum ba dum ba)So many projects seem to do okayOh, really, you met your goal in seven daysThat's great!I gotta work and now to get some cashI'll even put a banana in my trashWon't you help me make it all the way?I need your moneyI'm not a Kickstar, KickstarThought that I'd go farTell me what to do to get some money from youI'll get your face as a tattoo(Bum bum bum ba bum bum bum ba) Kickstar(Bum bum bum ba bum bum bum ba)(Bum ba dum dum ba dum ba)((Bum bum bum bum bum))(Bum ba dum dum ba dum ba)Gettin' down to the final '48There's still thousands of dollars left to raiseJust a friendly note to let you knowWe're almost out of time and pretty closeAnd if we don't meet a goalI'll *****in' kill myselfMake me a Kickstar, KickstarThought that I'd go farThis campaign's ending soon, you'll only mean to what I'll doEven sex with balloons(Kickstar, Kickstar) Sex with balloons(Kickstar, Kickstar) I'm afraid of balloons!(Kickstar, Kickstar) Aw, balloons are the worst!(Kickstar, Kickstar) I hate them!(Kickstar, Kickstar, Kickstar)