Larry The Cable Guy - On The First Day Of Christmas Lyrics
Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMartMan, this is the stuff I got for ChristmasWell you cleaned up, whatcha get?5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogsAnd some parts to a Mustang GTYou got gypped, there's 12 days to Christmas!I know that, I got it covered!Look over there in the corner! That's yours too?Yeah!12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' ticketsTin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GTMan, these ain't normal Christmas presents!No, they're Redneck Gifts! Redneck gifts?Yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' luresOr if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bellsPerhaps if you think that the nut crackerIs something you did off the high diveOr if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lightsOr if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus!What's wrong with that?I didn't say anything's wrong with it, it's hard to beat12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' ticketsTin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GTWell, you know, you can't really consider it a ChristmasUnless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your MommaYou're not listening to me, get the car key out of your earThat's where the 9 years probation comes inI'm gonna do it for you again, now listen12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' ticketsTin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GTAre you cryin'?No, just my allergiesHappy Holidays everybody!
