Leyroy Pullins - I'm A Nut Lyrics
(Nonsense sounds)I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,My life don't ever get in a rut(Woop woop woop woop)The head on my shoulders is sorta looseAnd I ain't got the sense God gave a gooseLord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nutIs it wetter underwater if you're there when it rainsIs it shorter to New York, than it is by planeBetween myself and I, I wonder who's the dumberIs it hotter down south than it is in the Summer(Nonsense sounds)I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,My life don't ever get in a rut(Nonsense sounds)The head on my shoulders is sorta looseAnd I ain't got the sense God gave a gooseLord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nutI drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lustWheelin', Dealin', left old Vegas on a Greyhound BusI sure didn't set the woods on fire while I was thereBut remember only forest fires prevent bears(Nonsense sounds)(Interlude)I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,My life don't ever get in a rut(Woop woop woop woop)The head on my shoulders is sorta looseAnd I ain't got the sense God gave a gooseLord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nutThe poverty war will be over, when I begin to fightIf it took a dime to go around the world, I couldn't get out of sightI don't mind to take the girls out, if they don't mind to go DutchMakes me feel like a million dollars, and I bet I ain't worth half thatMuch(Nonsense sounds)I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,My life don't ever get in a rut(Woop woop woop woop)The head on my shoulders is sorta looseAnd I ain't got the sense God gave a gooseLord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nutOh crazy man, I'm a nut,Oh lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordyI'm crazy man... fade