Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday Lyrics
[Intro: Chris Brown]Lil Dicky, oohMustard on the beat, ho[Verse 1: Chris Brown]I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)I’m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)There’s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)I told him I’m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)Ohh, I can sing so wellWonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)Wait, can I really say the n-word?What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?Big ups, my nigga, we up, my niggaYou ***** ass nigga, man, ***** y’all niggas'Cause I’m that nigga, nigga, nigga, niggaI’m that nigga[Chorus: Chris Brown]I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)Somehow this shit turned into Freaky FridayBut we got no choice but to turn this ***** sideways(Oh yeah, oh yeah)I can’t believe that it's Freaky FridayYeah, it’s Freaky FridayI’m in Chris Brown's bodyI drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black[Verse 2: Lil Dicky](Ring ring) What the *****?I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)Ugh, what the *****?This shit is real weakHow his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?Walking down the street and ain’t nobody know my name (whoa)Ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)Ain’t nobody judging 'cause I’m black or my controversial pastI’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)Ayy, I’m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)Why his momma calling all the time?Leave me the ***** alone, *****Wait, if I’m in Dicky’s body, Breezy is who?Hope my daughter’s in school*****, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?What would I do?[Chorus: Chris Brown]I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)Somehow this shit turned into Freaky FridayBut we got no choice but to turn this ***** sideways(Oh yeah, oh yeah)I can’t believe that it’s Freaky FridayYeah, it’s Freaky FridayI’m in Chris Brown's bodyI look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick[Verse 3: Lil Dicky & Chris Brown]If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?I’m tryna to find myself like an introspective monkI’m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunkSnap a flick of my junkMy dick is trending on Twitter? *****Now I’m at the club, I talked my way into getting inI look up in the VIP, my goodness there I amI signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me inI don’t know who that isWait, who the ***** he think he is?Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)Walked up to that mother*****erWait, think it through for a secIf you hurting me then you only hurting yourselfBut wait, I love myselfThat was the key, now we're switching back[Chorus: Chris Brown]I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)Somehow this shit turned into Freaky FridayBut we got no choice but to turn this ***** sideways(I can't believe)I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday[Outro]Lil Dicky: Wait, what the *****?Ed Sheeran: And now I'm in Ed Sheeran’s bodyIt’s way less cool than being Chris Brown wasLil Dicky: What the ***** again?DJ Khaled: I’m DJ KhaledWhy am I yelling?Kendall Jenner: Huh, I'm Kendall JennerI got a vagina, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learnI’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
