Limbomaniacs - The Toilet's Flooded Lyrics
Cobwebz/Bosco)CHORUSThe toilet's flooded, the load won't fitThe toilet's flooded with the great big shitThe toilet's flooded, the load won't fitThe toilet's flooded with the great big shitThere was this dude his name was TedHe just stopped over and he said,"I'd go outside if I had to peeBut I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me."He disappeared, but he wasn't gone longWe finished lunch he was still in the johnWe didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fartBut what he left in my bowl was a work of artCHORUSWe all went in to take a peekWhat happened next knocked us right off our feetIt jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowlIt had no morals, it had no soulIt slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slugIt left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rugI went to get a baseball bat to kill that thingBut it zapped around the house like brown lightningCHORUSHe took a record dump known across the nationNow we gotta use the service stationCHORUS-----------------------------------------------------------
